10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.