10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com