10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "No river, no fish."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.