10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks