10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.