10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die