10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "No river, no fish."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow