10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Welcome to kicker school
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!