10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."