10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.