10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen