10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters