10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach