10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels