10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."