10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.