10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.