10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi