10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fold and live to fold again
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.