10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Welcome to kicker school
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright