10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.