10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.