10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.