10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "No river, no fish."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."