10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown