10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson