10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.