10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.