10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.