10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."