10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.