10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.