10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow