10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.