10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.