10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Why not, when some because there are three.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
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