10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm