10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth