10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.