10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.