10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)