10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss