10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.