10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.