10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for loners.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.