10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Welcome to kicker school
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fook the floosh droo!