10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fold and live to fold again