10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fold and live to fold again
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.