10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.