10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003